Madam Camille Antoinette
Hello, my doves. I am Madam Camille, professor of the Divine Arts at Hogwarts School. I was approached by the team at Witch Weekly to write some predictions based from the horoscopic signs for the next week. I had no hesitation, as I absolutely love the magazine. So, let us see what the stars have destined....
With Mars in passing, you're at the perfect time to exert your leadership. Take control of the situations that the stars throw at you, and chew them up. This is your time to shine, Aries.
Venus is in your favour this week. You need to make the most of it, and focus on your love life. Propose to your significant other. Or, make big sweeping gestures towards your sweetheart. It's time.
Mercury's passing does not look positive this week. Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer, as they'll be trying to get you. Watch yourself.
I see positive vibes coming for you, Cancers. I think with luck on your side, you should take this opportunity to, for once, make a grand gesture. You've not got much to loose.
The sun is not shining on you this week, Leo. Lay low, because chances are, you're going to piss someone off severely, and that's not going to be ideal. Trust me, lay low.
Venus is passing for you, Virgo, so get it on! The sex this week is going to be great, so take it at any opportunity!
You're going to find yourself making a huge judgement call at some point this week. Be careful, Libra, because whichever route you pick will result in you losing a friend. Think about what's truly worth it.
No one likes you. Just remember that this week. No one likes you. So whatever you were gonna do - don't do it.
Step out of your shell this week. Good things come to those who wait, but even better things come to people who act on their whims. Don't shy away, Sagittarius.
Leadership is key, and your plans are just a few more steps from being fully complete. It may seem like it's never ending, but remember that sometimes leadership involves driving from behind, not just pulling from the front line.
With Uranus out of range, now is not the time for gestures of love. Bide your time and wait, until it's passing back.
Neptune is smiling on you, and now is the time to give news to your friends and family. If you play your cards right, they'll accept it with open arms, no matter how zany it is. So don't rush, Pisces.